Am I dating a "Black Magic Woman"? by Bobby Bonslater

Am I dating a "Black Magic Woman"? by Bobby Bonslater

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I'm talking about a biting, spitting, vulgar, mess of a woman who bends all efforts in destroying that fragile soul of a man? Yes my friends I know this sounds like a movie but believe me when I say she does exist (and no, it is not that time of the month). You're probably asking yourself "how does this all happen?", and "why the heck would I be wasting my time and efforts with this type of person?" Don't get your panties in a bunch, because it can happen to you.

Here are some common signs to look for:

When you first meet her she will approach you, and tell you what you want to here. Almost how guys approach woman except this time the woman has this capability. She will be drop dead gorgeous. By the time she gets through talking to you, you will have already convinced yourself in 1,000,000 ways of why she should be with you.

She takes you to her apartment (AKA "Demon Lair") up in the hills. When you walk in, you feel this strange wave of wicked and malevolent ambiance hit you like a bag of bricks. Instead of running in the opposite direction, you say to yourself like an idiot "wow she is interesting".

She will dazzle you with her taste in music of different cultures, intoxicating incense, and tribal like dances she picked up from Africa (she frequently goes there to pick up her damn voodoo dolls and spell casting herbs, don't laugh).

The relationship from this point is a living hell. Making love to this woman is like making love to Beelzebub the "Prince of Demons". I am not lying when I say her face will undergo a metamorphosis, changing forms as you approach that sinful peak of an orgasm. Try not to look because it will freak you out. Arguments are taken to the extremity of biting and spitting (common signs of a demon). Whatever you do, don't call the police because they will always take the side of a drop dead gorgeous woman and have you hauled off to jail.

Number 1 Sign: She will tell you that she put a spell on you to get you to love her (classic). At this point you need to send for Abu the taxi driver and go home. Don't mistake this statement with the innocent, "cutesy-wootsey", flirtatious, quasi witty humor you exchange with a normal girl friend ("ha, ha I put a spell on you...ha, ha"). You will be able to tell the difference.

At this point you are probably thinking that this cannot be true. Everything I have said in this article is true. Some of these encounters might be somewhat subtle in nature but pay attention. The only thing I can say is to stay away from these women because you will never win. You cannot domesticate or harness the power of a "Black Magic Woman".
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